Saw this posted in your mom's front yard yesterday, guess she is pretty passionate about wood.
One way out, and we couldn't fit!! Feral Cats Blinker and Bog Crawler get to work on making a path. Jabba documents the insanity. This was the only thing that saved us. Big rock vs. log. Bog Crawler calls it the Caveman Jackhammer. He also says it is what he did to your mom last night.
Feral Cats Blinker, Scandia Scrambler, and Jabba at the beach